<p style="color:yellow"> i think this is the one thing nobody thought //would// happen </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> which is stupid. because if anybody was actually paying attention to the twenty years prophecy, maybe this could have been prepared for </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> the twenty years prophecy is, as follows </p>
[[the twenty years prophecy<- the twenty years prophecy]]The Twenty Years Prophecy
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Chapter 1: The Wake of Death
Chapter 2: Rising Dust
Chapter 3: Peace
Chapter 4: Upon
Chapter 5: the Earth
Chapter 6: Falling Dust
Chapter 7: The First Disaster
Chapter 8: Discord
Chapter 9: On Earth
Chapters 10–20: Rapture
Additions and Addendums
An oral tradition, the Prophecy of Twenty Years (later published as The Twenty Years Prophecy: A Diary of Sight) is a prophecy handed down through generations of supposed seers`[1]` to warn them and their children of coming doom. It is said that an angel passed the original, unabridged story to three heads of household`[citation needed?]` The angel informs them of what shall come to pass within a period of 20 years.
The prophecy has proved notoriously difficult for readers,`[2]` despite it having been the subject of "intense scrutiny from modern augurs" since the Second Reinventional period.`[3]` For this reason scholars continue to follow Franklin Willow Cies in referring to the history of this prophecy's interpretation as the "rock and a hard place" of critical interpretations..`[4][5]` [[talking2<-(6)]]<p style="color:yellow"> that little excerpt of a little article doesn't even //begin// to explain just how accurate this fuckin prophecy was </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> one might call it the godfather of doom prophecy. or the godfocker i guess since it served its purpose literally NOT at all </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> they haven't even edited the article yet to reflect current times. dumbass humans. </p>
Accuracy in Real World
Some compare many of the events within chapters 10 through 20 to be comparable to that of the Spanish Flu, or the Great Depression.`[86]`However, these events do not have the same preceding "terror" and "doom" in the years prior as described in the chapters beforehand. `[87][88][89]`
<p style="color:yellow"> what a load of bs. </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> now i've never interpreted a prophecy and i don't exactly fancy myself an expert but hindsights a bitch and knowing what i know now? i figure that the "first disaster" as depicted in chapter seven was the death of rugaraya </p>
[[the death of rugaraya <- the death of rugaraya]]<p style="color:yellow"> rugaraya wasn't exactly a national treasure before all this happened. he was just a normal gorilla </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> some kid fell into his enclosure at this american zoo and the gorilla didn't even DO anything to the kid. just kinda pulled him places. but they were scared rugaraya was gunna bite the kids head off or something so they </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> offed him </p>
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<p style="color:yellow"> he was so young. he'd just turned 16. he didn't mean anybody any harm at all. </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> anyway. the american public went MAD. songs were made in remembrance. raps. memes. it brought forth an important conversation about how humans hold humans higher than they hold animals. a conversation that ended too soon. </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> this event, i believe, signalled the beginning of the end. around a year later michael pence got sworn into office and it all got worse from there </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> and here's an excerpt from chapter seven of the twenty yrs prophecy </p>
<h4> Our temple of living shalt collapse from h're
an nonce catastrophic in its simplicity
the claiming of an innocent life beginneth a slipp'ry slope towards the vile state thee shalt enjoyeth in thy future </h4>
<p style="color:yellow"> that's from the old english translation but it holds. the killing of a rando gorilla was simple but catastrophic and it began a slippery slope to where we're at now </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> despina thinks im full of shit but i'm onto something i really am. </p>
[[talking3. <-anyway.]]<p style="color:yellow"> another reason why i think the death of rugaraya is the fact that the public consciousness was physically changed afterwards. they did studies on it a few years back. when asked if they could remember events before the spring of 2016 people gave some interesting reports. we aren't technically supposed to have access to that data but. </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> literally who is gunna stop me. </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> so anyway most people reported either not being able to remember much before that date or the memories themselves? were false memories. and when corroborated with family members every single person would report different events </p>
<p style="color:pink"> Can you shut up for three seconds?? who are you talking to? </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> everybody. nobody. good morning, [[sleepy head<-sleepy head]] </p><p style="color:pink"> No, seriously. What are you doing. </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> revivin the vlog business </p>
<p style="color:pink"> The what? </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> you're interrupting my podcast. </p>
<p style="color:pink"> Your //podcast//. I thought you said it was a vl </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> it's both now shhhh </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> podcast viewer! vlog lover! whatever the hell you are <br>
let's have a chat that's more than me blowing out of my ass. send me some questions and i'll answer them best i can </p>
<p style="color:pink"> So now it's a Q&A. </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> yeah </p>
<p style="color:pink"> How do you even know anyone will respond? We're pretty far away from anything or anyone that could respond to you. Or, at least, give you quality questions </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> i dunno maybe those of higher dimensions shall answer my calls - the benevolent gods and all that </p>
<p style="color:pink"> Ah. </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> okay okay okay okay. cool. ask me some questions </p>
<a href="https://101ro101spa.tumblr.com/post/615759540725678080/ask-us-now">question asking place to ask super cool questions</a>
<p style="color:yellow"> anyway. as i was [[pre-question <- saying]] </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> so anyways. the prophecy itself doesn't say anything about an entire nation or maybe the human race losing memories of everything before the first disaster but it may just be a byproduct of the sheer energy it put into the universe </p>
<p style="color:pink"> Oh, good lord, are you talking about Rugaraya again? </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> yeah it's a lead in for the hook of my pod.. vlog... vlogcast </p>
<p style="color:pink"> It's not scientifically possible. </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> you're making a mockery of all that the augur community believes in </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> oh shit our first two questions </p>
<p style="color:pink"> Our? </p>
<p style="color:yellow">question [[question one <-one]] </p><p style="color:yellow"> okay our first question is </p>
<p style="color:pink">I can't believe you actually did it.</p>
<p style="color:yellow"> holy shit is that chinese? </p>
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<p style="color:pink">It's japanese.</p>
<p style="color:yellow"> yeah moving [[question2<-on]] </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> okay next [[question1<- question]] </p><img src="https://101ro101spa.neocities.org/question%202.PNG">
<h5> Q: Is anybody out there? </h5>
<p style="color:yellow"> well yeah </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> //we're// out here</p>
<p style="color:pink"> Kind of a redundant question, actually,</p>
<p style="color:yellow">well no actually it's not and you know why? because i've been sitting here telling you my theories forever without ever even THINKING i could talk to somebody else </p>
<p style="color:pink"> Shame it took you so long to think of it, what's the point? </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> my point is maybe nobody knows we're actually out here anymore</p>
<p style="color:pink"> Of course they do. </p>
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<h5> Q: What's your name? Why are you podcasting? </h5>
<p style="color:yellow"> thank you, english listener who speaks english! </p>
<p style="color:yellow">that is not to say that i think english is the superior language or that i discourage multiculturalism or anything like that. i just tend to have an easier time answering questions posed in english. </p>
<p style="color:yellow">my name is deimos. well it's not //actually// deimos but for ease of access (to saying my name) it's deimos. </p>
<p style="color:pink"> Don't tell anybody my name. </p>
<p style="color:yellow">i didn't. i think</p>
<p style="color:yellow">i started this vlogcast (it's a vlogcast, by the way, listener) because i am self centered. </p>
<p style="color:pink"> //Oh?// </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> nah just kidding im bored. sorry, no personal realizations for me today. </p>
<p style="color:pink"> >:/ </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> there's nothing going ON! ever since the world started ending, or whatever, they've just been planning, and planning, for the wrong thing at the wrong time. and seeing as the news and html5 games are where i recieve my joy (i stopped reading the news. not fun anymore) i'm just running out of things to do. that's all. </p>
<p style="color:pink"> So now you're finally droning to somebody //other// than me. </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> exactly </p>
[[question3 <- droning to somebody other than her]]<p style="color:yellow"> the next question is </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> uhhh woah </p>
<h4> Q: are you saying Mike Pence is currently the president of the United States?? If so, who is the vice president? </h4>
<p style="color:yellow"> yeah </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> michael richard pence symbolizes-- (actually doesn't symbolize. embodies) the discord in the chapter right after in the book of prophecy. well actually he d </p>
<p style="color:pink"> Deimos, the transcript for this is //not// going to look pretty if you keep stuttering. </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> we have a //transcript//? </p>
<p style="color:pink"> ....Not yet, </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> are you making one? for real? </p>
<p style="color:pink"> //Maybe you're not the only one who's bored, Dei,// </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> helllllll yeah we'll be just like a real podcast </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> anyway i don't have any real opinions on the guy except for that he's a bore and a half but his policies and how he shapes the opinions of others was super alarming. also the fact that all the little people on earth that deal with apocalypse planning like, practical government officials were all given the boot </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> which sets the stage for the state of discord the planet is currently in not only because of michael richard pence but also because of the negligence of others and the immediate seizing of power, all at once, from several could-be-would-be-are-now dictators </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> no opinion on that either just a note. because politics quite frankly weirds the crap outta me </p>
<p style="color:pink"> Unlike the exploits of the incredible Olympic speed runner, QWOP. </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> yeah exactly. that man is iconic </p>
<p style="color:yellow">aaanyway and so the chapter right after that "on earth" basically just says in really vague terms what happens right after the first wave of the apocalypse. which surprisingly isn't actually more waves. it's something weirder </p>
[[something weirder <- something weirder]]
<p style="color:yellow"> so this is the most interesting excerpt of it all, mostly because surprisingly enough seers/augurs/what have you are really really accurate. theres literally a part in chapter three asking all who read to invest in fuckin //apple// </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> anyway this is about what happens after </p>
<h4>and lo a remarkable changeth shalt cometh behind mankind and biteth that gent, mankind on his rampallian
an unfathomable changeth yond burns to bethink of
the widening of what beest p'rceiv'd
from twice seen vision to three shalt that gent mankind seeth
and maketh first contact with those who is't blesseth with a sight beyond his, through unusual means</h4>
<p style="color:yellow"> i have. . . no idea what this means. which sucks because it's kinda like driving blind from here on (besides all the stunningly accurate predictions i guess) </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> scholars modern and not always interpret this extraterrestially but i know for a damn fact that this is not about any stupid ass aliens </p>
<p style="color:yellow"> this is something big that none of us are going to be ready for. </p>
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